- Plane flight from Austin to Laughlin, Nevada (2 hours from Vegas)
- Four nights in a deluxe room
- September 4-8
- $289 per person
BZA is Returning to Fabulous Las Vegas.
Three Highly Esteemed Members of BZA are Returning to Fabulous Las Vegas.
The trip consists of a five-night stay, beginning the 10th of November, 2011. BZA members are invited to follow the journey, discovering tips and tricks, while revealing desires and memories of the city that never sleeps. Wait a minute, that's New York.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Last Minute Deal: Harrah's Laughlin
Seeking Contributors
Friday, June 3, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Cranberry Coolers like the Cape Codder
Although it has been described as "Life from inside a chandelier." , the Cosmo has plenty of talent and lots of hidden penny slots. You may get lost trying to find a blackjack table but there's a comfy modern chair nearby to watch the scenery. Oh, and we might as well become part of the Identity Club. Maybe we will take a break and hit up the hot pool party at the Marquee Dayclub.
The blacklist award goes to the MGM Grand. Not much to explain here. It's not on the way to Ellis Island, like the Westin is. The lion is never around when you want to check him out. And it's kinda of like being on an endless yellow brick road walkway. Too long!
-Roberto
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Reverend Green
Monday Up and Down
Bellagio: Italian for Blacklisted
The fountain is exquisite, and I enjoy sneaking a peek, but I heard the same shows in 2006. The Fremont Street Experience is more up-to-date. The leather chairs at the sports book are the best, and drink service there is also top notch, but I've no use for any of that on a summer Monday night. Bellagio finally had $10 minimum blackjack tables the last time I was there, but I had no luck, and less satisfaction from the casino. I hate losing money in a bad mood, and I certainly felt pretty rotten the last time I was there. This year, I'm lucking out across the street.
Flamingo: Getting Relief
This is a very decent casino, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Thank you, Silverton!
Silverton has come through and restored our beliefs in all that is good about Las Vegas. We are about to blow $2k of our hard earned money on the farce that one can win big in this town, and the least a paid communications director can do is send us a thank you note ahead of time. They were told that "esteemed" members of BZA were heading their way. Did we have to mention that one of us is coming on the heels of receiving a fat $100k+ check? All we asked for were "any helpful tips or recommendations for our stay." Melinda Filstrup at the Silverton was kind enough to oblige us.
Neil,
That's great news! Please check out the following.
- Twin Creeks Steakhouse. Great food.
- Mi Casa Mexican restaurant. We have a large selection of Tequilas and a new menu (menu launched last week).
- Seasons Buffet
- Mermaid Lounge
- Sundance Cafe
- SWAY - June 4th we have a pool party with a special performance by Haleamano featuring The Mighty Diamonds.
- Silverton Rewards - We just launched a new and improved Players Club on April 1st. Sign up for a players card for dining and gaming offers.
I hope this information helps and we look forward to your stay.
The My Morning Jacket concert at my house was fantastic, and I'm ready to announce my final Monday selections, but I would like to thank the Silverton one last time for the satisfactory reply I received. As you can see, all it takes is a boilerplate cut and paste job to please BZA.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Wynning...is for losers
I recall a story from BZA Neil and his brother. They were guests at the Wynn Casino one lovely summer. They decided to eat 7-11 hotdog sandwiches on the front steps of the Wynn while they gawked at the other guests. Without any hesitation the Wynn security staff immediately picked them out as ruffian vagabonds intent on harassing all the Wynn Hotel guests. When stopped and questioned by Security, Neil whipped out his Wynn hotel key and left them so disillusioned. Security could not believe how such a dynamic duo could actually be guests at the Wynn.
This story, "Dantasy", makes it utterly clear that BZA is not to return to the Wynn. Instead BZA may consider visiting the bastard son, The Encore, next door if time permits.
Wynn is Blacklisted
Hacienda Casino is Confirmed
Despite a few poor reviews and some really positive comments "Tristan, August 2010, Location good...The Hacienda Hotel is located very close to Lake Mead. That's the nicest thing I can say." The Hacienda Casino has made the BZA list. We are not going to stay at the Hotel but rather pass by on our trip to Hoover Dam. This means we will hit up the Casino and Restaurant. We can sign up for the Matador Club card and try our luck on Mr. Lucky's Big 6 Wheel. This will be the Gem in the desert!
-Roberto
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Silverton by a Soda
I was set to select M, but the locals have ruined the M resort's main attraction, the free soda fountains. From LasVegasVegas.com:
And that's the reason they were removed, with locals coming in with their families and abusing the perk by filling up Big Gulp cups with free soda and wandering the casino. Or patrons not purchasing a drink at the restaurants because they could grab a free one just a few yards away.Sorry, but "free drinks via the cocktail waitress" means $1 drinks via the cocktail waitress, and no Dr. Pepper is worth a golden coin. M Resort still has a shot, but the guarantee goes to Silverton, and here's why.
But players can still get free drinks via the cocktail waitress, just like other casinos.
- "Best Free Attraction" in Las Vegas. Silverton boasts a 117,000 gallon aquarium, and unlike Mandalay Bay, it's free.
- The Silverton is nicely situated off the strip, not too far off-course from the Hoover Dam.
- Silverton Rewards is a membership club that I haven't joined yet.
- Starbucks coffee available to casino patrons.
BZA rejects: Mirage
Can it be that another top-notch casino makes the Blacklist? Before BZA is branded as a bunch of lowlifes, let me explain. Dinner is at 10:00. The Mirage volcano is at 11:00. Sexy Sirens is at 11:30. There simply isn't enough time to go to the casino. A mirage may play tricks on the eyes, but it cannot stop time. Drinks at the Mirage are terrific, and the waitresses are pleasant and prompt, but the casino is unfortunately in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
You're right...it fits perfectly
The website says the Plaza will be under renovations and the rooms are closed. The casino floor will be open but they even suggest visiting their sister casino, The Vegas Club, next door. BZA will only visit the Plaza when it is completely remodeled and up to our standards!
Oh, and next door is the Golden Gate Casino that apparently has Du-par’s famous pancakes (named ‘Best in America’ by Esquire magazine). So there is no need to cross the street to the Plaza Hotel.
Neil posted a $39.99 guide to Vegas earlier this week. Here is a last thought for your to consider. If you follow his guide you will have about 20 drinks in one night. So be prepared to tip the golden coins!
-Roberto
Monday, May 23, 2011
Deuces Wild!
Last time I visited Red Rock, I was stricken with the O'Shea's sudden severe illness. No more late-night duck-duck-goosery! The casino floor is spacious, with a vast selection of video poker machines. It's nearby the Red Rock Canyon, which provides an opportunity to sweat out some alcohol and amp up for the next night's festivities. Goo Goo Dolls are performing Friday night, so it looks like a day late and 30 dollars short for BZA.
Fremont Casino: Blacklisted!
I'll stick to the street outside the casino. With the exception of Four Queens, downtown is going to be a sightseeing trip for me, and I can never seem to get into a decent craps game at the Fremont. The player's club was nice enough to provide a pair of souvenir dice just for asking.
$39.99 a Night, Vegas Edition
$39.99 a day - Friday Special
Ellis Island
Steak Special $7.99
Amber Ale - Free
Brown Ale - Free
Amber Ale - Free
Amber Ale - Free
Tax + Tip $7.00
Total $14.99
Hard Rock
Tanqueray & Tonic - Free
Tax + Tip $1.00
Total $1.00
Hooters
Greyhound - Free
Greyhound - Free
Greyhound - Free
Tax + Tip $3.00
Total $3.00
Tropicana
Tanqueray & Tonic - Free
Tax + Tip $1.00
Total $1.00
Excalibur
Tanqueray & Tonic - Free
Tax + Tip $1.00
Total $1.00
Riviera
Coors Light - Free
Tax + Tip $1.00
Total $1.00
Slots-A-Fun
Subway Club Sandwich - $9.00
Coors Light - Free
Tax + Tip $2.00
Total $11.00
Circus Circus
Coors Light - Free
Coors Light - Free
Coors Light - Free
Coors Light - Free
Coors Light - Free
Coors Light - Free
Coors Light - Free
Tax + Tip $7.00
Total $7.00
Grand Total $39.99
What's great about this plan is that the Steak Special at Ellis Island comes with a free beer!
Get Out the Map
Selections remaining: 3 confirmations, 3 blacklists
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Wonders of the Ancient World
I've stayed at the Pyramids before. I remember Neil and I crashed one of the hotel rooms and had to sleep on the floor. The Pyramid is a member of the Buffet of Buffets and actually gives back some decent room comps and drinks but as Karl Pilkington says "The floor space, the square footage, is massive, but the upstairs bit is tiny. What's that all about?" BZA will pass on the Luxor this go around.
BZA likes Main Street Station CasinoThis place has a Triple 7 Restaurant and Microbrewery. It is part of the B Connected Card Club. It is a couple of blocks off the main Fremont Street so I hope it will be more authentic. BZA can't wait to add this Casino to the visited list.
-Roberto
Friday, May 20, 2011
Final Friday Confirmation: Circus Circus
The third an final confirmed casino for BZA on Friday, June 3, is Circus Circus. We will be staying the night across the street at Riviera, and Circus Circus is a great choice for late night gaming. The casino offers a circus slot carousel, which spins slowly as you play. You can watch a trapeze act as you hit it big on the penny slots. Most kiddos will be in bed by the time we arrive, so we can avoid the riff-raff. Last time we visited they had a great blackjack offer too. $40 in chips for $25 is a pretty good deal, as long as you don't lose eight straight hands.
Stay tuned for our final Friday elimination, followed by a wrap-up of our first night selections.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
There is no Geneva Convention for kids
Once again it is time to pick a lucky casino that we will visit. Neil beat this cookie to the punch and he already chose Planet Hollywood (PH, "FFFHH") as a confirmed visit. I will indulge you with my thoughts then pick another...This place has a lot going on. When you walk in the casino, the atmosphere is hip with music blasting great tunes all throughout. The table games (blackjack, poker, etc) have special Pleasure Pits. These Pits have go-go dancers dancing on small stages near the table and showing you their skills as they twirl on the stage pole. PH is a member of the Buffet of Buffets which means we can visit the buffet as many times as we can with our 24hr pass (what a deal!). Finally PH has the Pleasure Pool. I have never been to the pool but it's summertime and the pool is the place to be, especially with the name Pleasure Pool. I'm all about PH. See you there!
My pick for the Monday list is Bill's Gamblin' Hall & Saloon. How can you not choose Bill's? It is like a dive bar but has a casino in it. Look at all the great products you get a Bill's:
-Karaoke
-Cheap Pitchers of Beer
-A Hot Dog Cart
-Electronic Craps
-Recommendation by Tankersley
Bill's is now on the confirmed visit list!
And the Blacklist addition is...Monte Carlo Casino. It was under renovations a few times that we visited but even after all the work it's just not that cool. Yeah they have electronic roulette but I don't think Neil won anything on it. Not only that but Neil always forgets to cash in his sports bets which means we end up driving back to Monte Carlo last minute. I know BZA Wes is all about Fantasy Baseball and would probably like the Monte Carlo but from what I understand Neil has not even changed his Fantasy team in 4 years. Therefore there is no need to go to the Monte Carlo.
Please vote in the gentleman's poll and comment on our posts.
Thanks,
-Roberto
Bally's: Bust
Pro: You can get a Nathan's hot dog at Bally's for two bucks.
Bally's is showing its age. It is now reduced to being a giant billboard touting Caesar's "Buffet of Buffets." Life lesson: Bally's does not have a buffet. The moving sidewalk adds to the "Total Fitness" you can achieve. It has one speed: stationary. Standing outside of Bally's, it is quicker to get to Paris, Bellagio, or Bill's, and all three offer more excitement. Note to self: work off man-boobs before putting on evil Spider-Man costume.
Acid Rain? Check the ph!
Since we are already visiting ti, it only makes sense to go to ph as well. The former Aladdin has some definite positives: a good buffet, reasonable table games, sexy dealers, and youthful clientele. These amenities make ph a great choice for a Monday afternoon, but there's more. There are two free attractions awaiting in the Miracle Mile shops. Second is the rainstorm. First is the Pleasure Pool.
Monday, Monday
End of an Era
Sahara was home to $1 blackjack, a sweet Corvette that no one managed to win, and Danny, the best bartender in Vegas. I lucked out and managed to get a nice hat and shirt combo comped at the gift shop, but foolishly left behind $11 in comps. The Sahara shall remained closed indefinitely, at least until Perfection casino opens in 2020 or so.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Mr....BZA...Don BZA
Now for the sad news. BZA will not have time to see the Venetian casino. Obviously we are Grazie Club members but the slots and tables were not very hot at this Italian extravaganza. One look at the headliners, Tim Allen & Joan Rivers, will send any decent casino connoisseur running. The last straw that led BZA to blacklist the Venetian were the Gondola Rides. I like Neil and all...but a Gondola Ride with him is NOT on my list.
Please vote and leave us a few of your comments.
-Roberto (Don BZA)
One Up, One Down
After returning from Hoover Dam, the BZA crew is likely to embark upon the Buffet of Buffets. After feasting at one of the seven buffets, we will be set up for a walking journey that will take us past the volcano at Mirage and The Sirens of TI. After the show, we will head into the casino, where we will be treated to a pleasant gaming atmosphere with good music, plenty of televisions, and excellent drinks at the Breeze Bar. Treasure Island also has an underrated race and sports book, if only baseball was our cup of tea.
BZA No - Green Valley Ranch
This elimination is a tough one. I enjoyed watching the behind-the-scenes look at this casino on the TV show American Casino. Unfortunately many casinos of the Sunday list have more compelling reasons for BZA to visit. Of all the off-strip casino possibilities, GVR is the only one which both BZA members already have player's club cards for. Plus, I lost 100 bucks there last time in a successful attempt to get a gold card. My reward? 25% off the buffet. Strike three is the likely chance that BZA will be visiting Red Rock instead.
Be sure to vote on our poll of the day, I can already taste my choice of vegetable!
Sunday - Road Trippin'
Reader's Choice - Saturday Casinos
Stay tuned for the list of Sunday destinations, and a new poll!
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Friday, May 13, 2011
Ellis Island Responds
We received a response back on Thursday. Here it is:
Be sure to 'like' Ellis Island. I know BZA does. This brings us to our poll question. We are now presented with two steak dinner offers for Friday night. Here is the special at Hard Rock, mentioned by Thomas:Good Evening Neil,
We are very happy to hear that Ellis Island Casino has made the list! Our craft beers are great; they are 20oz beers for only $1.75. We have an off the menu Top Sirloin Steak Dinner that includes: salad, vegetable, choice of potato, and a 20oz EI draft beer, all for only $7.99! If you sign up for our Passport Players Club we have great giveaways and promos. Also, facebook and twitter is a good place to receive exclusive offers, events and prizes. If there is anything I can do to make sure we provide the best service in Las Vegas , please let me know. ‘Like’ us on facebook and follow on twitter
Thank you,
Michael Galatte
- Lucky Js at Hard Rock has the gamblers special. 8 oz steak, 3 shrimp, potatoes and a salad for 7.77
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
The Narrowing List....of Casinos
Quick summary for our new readers. Neil and I are headed to Vegas June 3rd-7th. We have been to Vegas several times and have stacks of player’s cards. We have free rooms on the strip and downtown. And we will have a rental car to help us get around. So now we must decide how many casinos can we visit and which ones are worth it. We are posting to this blog every day to make a pick of one casino and to reject another less worthy of our time.
So far our friendly commenter, Thomas, has pointed out that the Hard Rock has a great special, 8 oz. steak, 3 shrimp, potatoes and a salad for $7.77. As a result we will have to check it out.
In a few posts below Neil laid out a list of several casinos we could visit. We have picked a few good ones and confirm that we will go to Ellis Island, Hooters, and Four Queens.
We have rejected three other casinos and consider them blacklisted, Mandalay Bay, Stratosphere, and Palace Station.
I would like to add another casino to the confirmed list. We will visit the Cannery! It has Bingo, Beer, Pin Up girls, old time Las Vegas values, and of course The Can Club card. I need another membership card to add to the stack!
At this time I regret to inform you that I must also Blacklist a casino. We will not visit the California because it was so boring last time. The California had a lot of Hawaiian tourists wearing Hawaiian tie-dye shirts I was lost in all the color. Yeah, it was a drag.
So that's the update for now. Please vote on the sidebar for the casino's we should add or reject. Thanks, -Roberto
Two for Tuesday - Double Whammy Edition
In honor of classic rock stations, I present to you a "Two for Tuesday." One casino to visit, another to avoid.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
2nd Commitment for Friday
I pick Hooters Casino as the second commitment for our Friday night. Hooters has hot wings, hot slots, and hot waitresses. It may be a little bit of a walk and the casino isn't too fancy but the The greyhound drinks were great and the view will make up for everything.
Summary for Friday:
BZA visits - Ellis Island Casino & Hooters.
BZA hates - Mandalay Bay & Stratosphere.
Please comment on where we should go and do for our Vegas Vacation.
Thanks, Roberto
Friday, May 6, 2011
Saturday - Making Our Way Downtown
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Feel Free to Comment
Tomorrow will be the second Friday BZA commitment, as well as the unveiling of our Saturday casino list.
Stratosphere - Keno? More like Ke-No!
Each visit to Stratosphere is the same. Head upstairs to the elevator to find that it is too expensive. Head to the tables to find that blackjack pays 6/5. Say no thank you to the keno runner. Go outside to find that you are in the middle of nowhere. Notice that I never mentioned drink service.
You can see the tower from miles away, and that's where BZA will be on June 3.
The player's club was generous to give away T-Shirts to new members.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
1st Blacklisted Casino for the BZA Friday June 3rd 2011 Vegas Trip
I am not the most eloquent writer so I decided to use technology to help me explain and detail my first Blacklisted Casino. The google voice translator did a great job at expressing my feelings about Mandalay Bay " I do not like Mandel, A, hey. Because, it is 2 far, away. Even so. It has 8monorail. Also, the casino gambling the area, has very high ceilings. It looks very open. And like there is very few tables. It is not very inviting. They're not many people there except for those that stay at that hotel. The only attraction. It's a short grief aquarium, which I've seen before. And it was expensive and is not that entertaining. The drink. And the clubs We're not appealing. And it is. Not much of a draw. At this point in time there for my vote. If this is a NO and we can choose closer, more interesting, and higher end in casinos. As a result. Thank you for your time. "
I think that sums it up. -Roberto (BZA)
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Day One - Confirmation - Ellis Island Casino and Brewery
Ellis Island Casino and Brewery
- The best brewery in Las Vegas
- The best karaoke in Las Vegas
- The best barbecue chicken in Las Vegas
- The best locals in Las Vegas
- The best bartender in Las Vegas
- The best free pizza possibilities in Las Vegas
- A bungee cord for your Player's Club Cards
- A free deck of cards if you ask nicely and drunkly enough
- Kitty Glitter
- Five dollar blackjack
- Seven - Eleven next door
- Free parking
- A great symbol of freedom
- Pam loves the golden coins!